Step 1: Download Pi by Hard ‘n’ Phirm (iTunes)

Step 2: Convert .m4a file to .mp3 file

Step 3: Download Audacity (http://audacity.sourceforge.net/)

Step 4: Download MP3 exporter for Audacity (http://lame.buanzo.com.ar/)

Step 5: Open Pi.mp3 in Audacity, delete all but the last 58-60 seconds of the song

Step 6: File > Export as .mp3

Step 7: Transfer file to phone

Step 8: Set file as ringtone

Step 9: Call yourself

Step 10: Dance around like an idiot.

The end result:

(Note: My phone won’t let me set an mp3 as my ringtone unless it’s under 300kb, so I had to cut it down to 19 seconds. <sadface>)

Oh yea. This bitch is screaming.

Just bought this:

It’s a 4GB USB flash drive shaped like a key, that fits on your key ring.

Call me Bond. James Bond.