December 7, 2010
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Chuck Norris IT Skills
I just came across this, and let me tell you, I cannot stop laughing. Priceless!
Chuck Norris can edit PDF files
Chuck Norris rips CDs with his hands
Chuck Norris can download Metallica mp3s using Napster
Chuck Norris has a yahoo account with hotmail
Chuck Norris has an Intel CPU on an AMD motherboard
Chuck Norris has to chain his mouse to his desktop
Chuck Norris can program a Mac with excel macros
Chuck Norris’ website has no hits – Nobody hits Chuck Norris’ website
Chuck Norris invented C++ after roundhouse kicking C twice
Chuck Norris is the Domain controller
Chuck Norris has the IP 0.0.0.0
Chuck Norris is mailer-daemon
Chuck Norris is Dr Watson
Chuck Norris monitor has no glare; no-one glares at Chuck Norris
format c: is a request to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick your PC
Chuck Norris runs Windows 7 on his Mac
Chuck Norris never gets the page cannot be displayed error
Machine code is another name for Chuck Norris language
Chuck Norris CPU doesn’t have a fan
Chuck Norris can write DVDs on floppy drive
Chuck Norris invented the internet
Chuck Norris can paste pics in Notepad
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his 14400k modem & that’s how we got ADSL
Chuck Norris’s Dot matrix printer prints photos – in colour
Chuck Norris uses Notepad for a database
Chuck Norris’ PC speaker gives him 7.1 DTS surround sound
