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Demon Hunter - The World is a ThornDeluxe CDIn stores and online March 9th, 2010- 10:01 pm
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Hypocricy
Company policy: Do NOT come in to work if you are sick, especially if your symptoms include sneezing, coughing, or runny nose as symptoms such as these could contaminate the [food] product.Warehouse Supervisor's policy: "I don't want you coming in if you have a temp", "If you can't make it to work because of the weather, that's ok. I'd rather you be safe at home than risk coming to work if it's too dangerous."Over the past month and a half I've been sicker than I've ever been in my life. I cannot breathe out of my nose, which is dripping uncontrollably, my sinuses hurt like I've been shot in the face with a 12 gague, I've been getting migrane headaches, had an uncrollable cough and I've been sneezing like crazy. I call in sick on two occasions, and the warehouse supervisor gets his panties in a bunch, hands me a guilt trip about having to do my job while I'm out, and tells me I'm on the brink of losing my job over all the sick days I've taken.Warehouse Supervisor's personal policy: "I must leave early on busy days, take sick days if I have a bit of a headache, and my personal life is far more important than my work which you're here to do for me anyway."Fuck you Tracy. If you were as sick as I am right now, you'd be out on long term disability. -
An itemized year-end report...
2009 is finally over, and I finally had a chance to sit down and evaluate my expense vs. income report that I have dilligently kept track of all year long.The mind-blowing total amounts spent between February 18th and December 31st 2009:Fast food/restaurants: $1,412.98Convenience Stores/Gas Stations: $1,668.59Rent/Utilities: $6,415.75Auto Repairs: $2,766.76Overdraft Charges: $1,120.00Wow. But McChickens are only a dollar! Yikes. Hopefully this year I can keep these charges to a minimum, and squash all my debt. -
Hope for the New Year
Of the many paintings at the Sistine Chapel in Rome, Michelangelo’s portrayal of Adam and God is probably one of the most well known and easily one of the most magnificent. Sure, you’ve all seen it, but have you looked at it closely? Studied it? Given more than just a passive thought as to what it’s supposed to be representing? I’d like you to take such a look at it with me now, because this particular work of art holds a profound message which happens to be very important to us as people, and more importantly as Christians.
Look at the figure that represents God. Notice how his body is stretched out and twisted, his muscles are taught, his finger is pointed and his eyes are gazing directly into Adam’s heart and soul. Notice how the painting depicts the sense of urgency that God and all his creation has to connect with mankind. Do you see it? Now take a look at Adam, the representation of mankind. His posture is a little different, isn’t it? He appears laid back. His muscles aren’t taught, the posture of his hand is saying, “Well, I’m not sure I want to lift that finger.” His finger is just kind of laying there, there’s a gap between his hand and God’s, and it almost looks as if Adam, mankind, is waiting for God to do a little bit more to close the gap. And God did. He gave us his son, Jesus Christ. What else could he do? We weren’t being obedient, we weren’t in tune to his love, so he made the greatest demonstration of love possible by sending his own son to die on the cross for us.
Friends, sometimes I think we live this way. God is rushing at us, passionately pursuing us so that we may come to know him. He wants us to experience his love in compelling ways, and we’re just passively living our lives, saying, “Yea, I’m a Christian.” Even while knowing that he’s given everything including his own son Jesus Christ for us, we ask for more. As we begin this new year in 2009, I’d like to invite you into a life of passion and urgency to know God with the same sense of urgency in which God wanted to know you. The distance between us and God at any given moment is small, and all he asks us to do is respond by receiving through grace his gift of Jesus Christ, and by faith trusting him with our lives.
The past year has brought terrible tragedies to thousands of people, me included. In this new year, I challenge you to revamp your faith, to persist and prevail in prayer, and to succeed in doing God's mighty will. This is a terrible situation we're in, and it's going to take some miracles to get out of it. Go with God, and be the miracle.
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An eggnog recipe sidenote...
I've made eggnog three times now (using the recipe below) and I must warn you that when it says to add the whipping cream in slowly, a little at a time, it's not playing around. It is absolutely crucial that you add it A LITTLE AT A TIME over a period of time in which the mixer is mixing. If you add it all at once, even slowly, it will turn to cool whip while the eggnog is setting in the fridge. All three time's I've made it (and if you're using my recipe, you MUST add the brandy and the rum, or it will taste like really thick whole milk and not eggnog) I've poured the heavy whipping cream in in it's entirety very, very slowly, but all at once, and I've ended up with a foamy head of whip cream on top of my eggnog. That's ok though, cause now I know that "a little at a time" and "slowly" are not the same statement.The eggnog is absolutely delicious, and if you're a fan of eggnog (like me) you can now have it year round rather than waiting for it to show up at the store each December.On a totally random note, the book I'm "Currently Reading" is an absolute must for both parents and children alike. If you want to fully understand the way you (and if you're a parent the way your kids) are, I highly recommend you get your hands on this book. It's like a user manual for you (and/or your kids)! In the first half it goes through every parenting style imaginable, a list from which you'll find you're own parents (and/or yourself), described to a T, and explains both the reasons parents act that way and the specific effects said parenting style has on the children, both short term and long term. It's been really fun to read through the first few chapters of the book so far because I'll read through a parenting style and I'll be able to name names right away. If you're into non-fiction (or if you're not), if you have kids (or if you have parents), or if you simply want something that's actually fun to read, please have a look at this book.~JoshOverworked and underpaidPS: Man. "So and So's" would be a fantastic name for a bar!- 11:13 pm
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I made eggnog!
Congratulations to me, I made my own store-bought-tasting eggnog! It's that time of year again; the time of year when you begin to see eggnog in your grocers cooler. Now, I love eggnog. Once a year. One very small glass a week. So I decided to go super indulgent with my recipie! Here it is.The Shopping List:6 eggs (Not just the whites, this is about indulgence)1 pint HEAVY whipping cream (again, indulgence)
2 cups whole milk (I can feel my arteries slowing)
1 cup superfine (or "caster") sugar (I used raw sugar)
½ cup Christian Brother's brandy and½ cup Bacardi dark rum (indulgence, remember?)
½ teaspoon vanilla extract
½ teaspoon gound nutmegThe Beating:In a bowl that will fit everything...Beat the eggs until they're frothy (that means bubbly on top)Beat in the sugarBeat in the heavy cream, a little at a timeBeat in the whole milk, a little at a timeBeat in the vanilla extract and ground nutmegBeat in the brandy and the rumThe Suspense:Cover the bowl and stick it in the fridge to chill for two hours.The Reward:Pour the resulting awesomnes into a pitcher, then into a festive coffee cup; sprinkle some nutmeg on top for looks, and enjoy your holiday festivities. -
Know-it-all Senior Knows Nothing at All
Do you know any senior citizens who think they know and deserve it all? One day I was at the gas station when a senior citizen in line in front of me said the following: "She said you're taking three cents off a gallon, I'll take that." Now, he didn't point to someone, or mention any names, or even so much as nod his head towards someone to refrence who he was talking about when he said she. It was busy at the station store, so everybody working at the time was behind the counter in front of him, so obviously the "she" he was referring to wasn't an employee. The girl behind the counter told him the following: "Well, whoever you're talking about doesn't work here and the information she gave you was incorrect; we are not giving out discounts on gas." Simple, professional, correct. This senior, however, was one of those "I get whatever I ask for" guys, and after hearing the truth he went around the corner of the desk, crossed his arms and began to pout like a little bitch. I wanted to take the guy out back and beat him senseless, and I think the 5 people in line behind me wanted to do the same. Maybe I should have said something? Nah. Long story short, the manager (in the interest of time) gave the man the discount he was crying about so the people didn't have to wait for this guy to stop crying. To this day, I sincerely regret not taking this guy down with a crow bar, Half-Life 2 style.Here is another perfect example of such a person. Not only does this guy's spelling and grammar make little to no sense, he seems to believe that "Free Checking" means "Free Money." Reading this makes me shake with rage at the arrogance and ignorance of these people. Let me first say that I am mildly embarassed about having such overall stupidity embedded on my page, but nobody follows links, so I'm gonna past it here EXACTLY AS IT IS on the source site, www.ripoffreport.com.(begin SOMEONE ELSES writing here)i open a new checking actt. on line with us bank, MY total start up deposit was $50.00, I MADE A TOTAL OF FIVE CHARGES ON MY DEBIT CARD AMOUNT OF $50.28 I WENT ON LINE TO DISCOVER THAT I WAS OVER MY LIMIT BY 28 CENTS AND GOT THE SCHOCK OF MY LIFE THE BANK WAS CHARGING ME $35.00 ON EACH PURCHAS AND ALLSO CHARGING ME FOR CHECKS THAT WERE TO BE NO CHARGE, FREE CHECKS FOR SENIOR'S I CALLED RIGHT AWAY AND TOLD THE PERSON AT US BANK TO FIX THEIR MISSTAKE AND TO CLOSE MY ACTT.
THE PERSON SAID THAT HE WOULD REMOVE SOME OF THE FEES,BUT WOULD NOT CLOSE MY ACTT. UNTILL I PAID THE OVER LIMIT FEE AND THE 28 CENTS AND THAT THE BANK WOULD CHARGE ME $8.00 PER DAY PLUS ADDITIONAL FEES UNTILL I BROUGHT MY ACTT. CURENT I SAID I'M DISPUTING YOUR US BANK OUT RAGEOUS FEES AND I DEMAND THAT YOU CLOSE MY ACTT. TODAY. MY ACTT. WAS OPEN ON MARCH 23 2009 AND THE BANK FINIALY CLOSED MY ACTT.
MAY 14 2009 THE US BANK WANTS $353.28 AND IS THREATING TO CREATE PROBLEMS WITH OTHER BANKS THAT I DO BUSSINESS WITH, I HAVE CONTACTED THE AZ.ATTORNEY GENERAL AND THEY HAVE NOTIFIED THE COMPTROLLER OF CURRENCY CUSTOMER ASSISTANCE GROUP IN HOUSTON, TX. THIS GREEDY BANK NEEDS A LARGE LAW SUITE. NOW THE US BANK RECOVERY DEPT. CINCINNATI OH.IS TRYING TO GET MONEY FROM ME. PLEASE HELP ME ANY THAT YOU CAN.
MY CHECKING #*********998
TERRY **** (((phone number redacted)))
(((email redacted)))
Terry
phoenix, Arizona
U.S.A.(end SOMEONE ELSES writing here)Wow. What an idiot.I'm done.
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Taste my frying pan!!! *CLANG*
There was this zombie after me, and he was wearing full body SWAT kevlar. My weapons were useless against him, so I grabbed a cast iron skillet and beat him into the ground. It was beautiful. -
Currently Reading
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am reading a book. Feast your eyes on that statement, because you won't see it too often. The book I'm currently reading is called Boneman's Daughters, and it's by Ted Dekker. I can't really say I'm a HUGE fan of Dekker, but most if not all of the few books I've read have been his. Saint was probably one of the best books I've ever read (which can't really be said for the other two books in that series), and the others I've read, Showdown, Sinner, Skin, House (a collaberation novel with Frank Peretti), and Three, have kept my attention enough to carry me through reading them in their entirities. Anyway, I'm into chapter eight of this book, and holy cow is it good. I've got it for 21 days, and there are 37 chapters, so I'm going to read two chapters a day. Two chapters a day is almost too much to digest, though (for me). The picture Dekker paints, and the depth of intimacy I already have with all the characters makes going a full two chapters in a day a feat of it's own. One of the reviews (on the back) says that the book "demands to be read in one sitting" and as intense and suspensful as it is, I can totally understand somebody saying that, but....wow. I can't even think straight. I feel like I've been a silent third party charactar in the book, watching everything that has happened so far. The book goes into the kind of detail that every person notices in real life, without going so far into detail that the reader painfully shouts "Get on with it!!!" It's almost as if the author knows exactly what I want to know about what's happening around the characters. Weird. Either it's really late, and my brain doesn't want to think right, or I'm still trying to take in everything the book has shown me so far. Whatever the case may be, this post has been a sentence-by-sentence ramble. Read the book. It's good. Sorry, I'll go to bed now.
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